A settling and calming chai for the heart.

Whether you are fed up with the riots in Portland, or fed up with the Feds, this chai will calm your mind, and ease your anxiety without tranquilizing you.

Cat Person Alert: Keep out of reach of your "cat children!" This chai contains "cat dope."

If you open the bag and leave it unattended on your counter, the cat children will first destroy the bag, then lick your butter!

This chai, actually will not hurt your cat. But you will need to buy another bag of chai.

Dog People: Don't worry, as always, you're good.

Poli Chai-ence Collection: Our Irreverent Limited Edition Single Year line: A Taste of Portland 2020