A cacao, maca, horny goat weed, and ashwaganda chai.

3 flavors, all blanco.

Bland, sometimes inspired, but rarely inspiring.

Trying to stay up long enough to have the thrill without exploding and deflating.


We have designed this chai to help you defy the natural gravity of age and earth's orbit.


So, you can have that last ride, one more time, without ever thinking of the consequences.


A chai for men with dreams of being great!

Our Irreverent Satirical Limited Edition Single Year line: A Taste of Portland 2021 Poli Chai-ence Collection


Dimensions and Ingredients
Dimensions L X W X H 1.5 X 4.125 X 6
Net Weight of Product w/o Container or Packaging 2 oz
Total Weight w/ Pacakging 2.5 oz
UPC Code 850022895609
Ingredients Organic Assam tea, organic cacao, mace, organic ginger, organic maca, Eucommica ulmoides (bark), organic horny goat weed, ashwagandha, organic nettle root, and bee pollen.

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Projectile Dysfunction Chai

  • Brands Giant-Herbs
  • Product Code: Projectile Dysfunction Chai
  • Availability: In Stock
  • $14.00


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