A ginger, bee pollen, and cardamom chai.

Riots on the streets,

They wanted to defund the police.

Fasicocrats to a tiny minority caved,

Leaving us to the poorly behaved.

If you have an emergency, call 911,

Surprised you're not number one?

Homicides, shootings, and crime,

Did you think it was all going to be sublime?

These men and women are society's knights,

We need to keep that in our sights.

They put their lives on the line day by day,

Yet, we think they don't deserve their pay?

Look around you,

Crime is up, and the knights are few.

Overwhelmed, overworked, and short of staff.

If you think defunding worked, just do the math.

This chai is tasty, stimulating, rejuvenating, and a little bit spicy. A cup of warmth for the road or the desk!

Our Irreverent Satirical Limited Edition Single Year line: A Taste of Portland 2021 Poli Chai-ence Collection

Contains: Bee Pollen.