A lavender habanero chai.

Why do we even listen,

To one who invested his financial position,

On selling drugs in mass,

Another robber baron philanthropist.

They never are pure of heart,

Manipulating you to buy, is their art.

Where is cancel culture when we need it?

Fawning, sycophant, and subservient.

Do you ever wonder why your software always breaks?

Upgrades and boosts, a good business model it makes.

Does this remind you of anything?

Stop following, and start thinking.

"Sadly, the virus itself, particularly the variant called Omnicron, is a type of vaccine, as it creates both T cell & B cell immunity, and its done a better job ... than we have with vaccines." - Bill Gates

So sad, why not glad, Bill?

Omni destroy plans for a daily pill?

We suggest a spicy chai to tide you over,

As you plan your next pandemic endeavor.

WHO knows what the Gates of Hell can cook up with the right partnerships?

Anarchism never tasted so good! This spicy blend with two kinds of pepper, will warm up the rebellious nature in you.

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone if you like it!

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